2012-04-27 в 14:48 

цепной пёс кровавого режима
Оружие оно как любимая женщина — его нужно смазывать и залазить в него.

2012-04-27 в 16:21 

EXtended Electrobionical Loader
Tonight ... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!

This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life.
Without me my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will.
Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life. So be it .. . until there is no enemy but peace.

2012-05-05 в 15:57 

Разобрал - собрал, зарядил - разрядил. Так и живём)))